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ellie, 19, new york

mostly tv shows, movies, harry potter, and dane dehaan

tags:   #firefly   #shows

#NEWCANON aka If You Don’t Go On Pottermore Anymore


  • Teddy and Victoire have practically been dating long before their kiss on Platform 9 and 3/4
  • Bill Weasley is 100% not happy about this
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Luna wore a tiara made out of unicorn horns on her wedding day
  • Ron Weasley still holds a grudge on Victor Krum
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather
  • Rita Skeeter got the fuck jinxed out of her by Ginny Weasley at the 2014 Quidditch World Cup
  • Neville Longbottom is Albus Potter’s godfather

i added up the total wordcount of all these fics i have open rn and it’s 1,788,431 words pCE

Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.

tags:   #ahs   #shows


it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here


don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

tags:   #every day   #text

A young Daniel Radcliffe with the books Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Quidditch through the Ages


DAN: When you do interviews, you’re faced with the choice to either be the most boring person on earth or just get ridiculous things written about you from time to time
JOSH HOROWITZ: Sometimes it might be good to be boring
DAN: It might be but I just get bored of myself

                                [Happy 25th Birthday Daniel Radcliffe! (23 July 1989)]

tags:   #Dan rad   #actors


few things make me happier than thinking about teddy trying to explain to harry just how he fell into a secret relationship with the latter’s son who just happens to be approximately 6 or 7 years younger than him

also teddy’s hair changing colours when he’s embarassed

tags:   #omg   #harry potter   #art
tags:   #same   #animals
tags:   #beyonce